Chuck. Bente-something anyos. Simpleng ginoo. Masscom graduate. SINGLE. Mga kwento at kaisipan na resulta ng matagal na pagtambay sa convenience store hawak ang isang basong Chuckie.

NOTE: I write R18 stuff. Beware.

 

Anonymous asked
suggest blogs? bago lang po kasi ako dito sa tumblr, thank you po :)

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Goodafternoon anon! Eto yung mga fina-follow ko at nakikita ko sa dash ko , follow mo rin sila :)

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8:27pm | Hello across the Cosmos

In the vast distances of the universe, I call for you
Light-years away, this can never be true
How far you have receded away from me
Not even the largest telescopes would let me see

So I turned to radio and sent you waves
But from there it sounded empty like from the grave
You’re able to watch Lucy, or Uncle Ed, or the Brady family
My distress calls drowned by decades-old TV

And so here is my final resort
The golden disk on Voyager’s port
Please send me back a lot of hellos
I know it would be you in the cosmos

11:55am | BABALA: Crush lang, huwag pagnasaan

Halaaaa… crush ko na yata siya. Bakit ko binobrowse mga gpoy niya…. Tapos kapag nakita ko na yung pic, parang gusto ko na mamatay. Halaaaa…

Anonymous asked
gay ka?

Ewan. Dami kong chicks, pre.

Anonymous asked
hindi ko alam :(

Yun lang.

Anonymous asked
straight ka po ba?

Sa tingin mo? :)

10:48pm | Jelly de Belen

Have you ever experienced being jealous when you found out your crush had sex with someone?

I know this sounds silly but I do. And maybe some of you do too. Well, you can say “It’s just a crush. No biggie.” but sometimes when that crush has an element of lust into it, it really gets in your nerves. I just heard tonight from a gay friend that he had sex with one of my former small-time crushes. The thing is, he doesn’t know that my crush and I knew each other. Back when I had a crush on him, I must admit that I harboured lust onto him because he was simply irresistible. Yet at the same time, I have accepted the fact that fate won’t let us do anything nasty. Maybe I underestimated things or I was just a plain coward. I felt like cringing but thanks to slaps by reason, there’s no point in being jealous. Heck, he doesn’t even know I have a crush on him. We knew each other as straight men and maybe that distanced us.

Oh well, better fuck, I mean luck, next time.

11:40pm | Road Page

Two good news this weekend, to make up some of my bad moments last Friday. First, my dad arrived home safely from London. That alone is good enough for me. With the recent trio of air disasters in just a week’s span, seeing my dad’s plane taxi to its gate is very relieving. And finally, I got to drive the entire family.

Though we had a family friend hop aboard our car, he was just there to make sure I do good on the road. I didn’t mind since he’s fun to be with. Having drove the family last night, I have proved to them that I can safely haul them anywhere, anytime. It has been five years since I got my first driver’s license but it took a while before they finally entrusted me the steering wheel. I’m a very careful driver. Defensive driving is a must even if the drivers around you are no smarter than baboons. In fact, I rarely go beyond fourth gear; the fifth gear is reserved for expressways and EDSA on Good Fridays. Never do I drive like the ground behind me is crumbling. I make sure that I can switch gears easily for ease.

Just this afternoon, dad insisted that I drive them to the supermarket. Gone was the constant nagging when he was teaching me how to drive several moons ago. Gone are the times when I stalled the car more or less twenty times when I was a noob. It’s part of good ‘ol manual transmission driving. With five days of continuous practice, I was driving golden like a pro. Not only do I often cruise our red Mitsubishi Adventure (now that’s a clue), I have driven bigger cars like vans. I even experienced right-hand driving when I worked in Japan. Maybe I haven’t done enough driving before to convince my family, but now I did.

11:03pm | Kanino mo ipagkakatiwala ang buhay mo sa kalsada?

Medyo kauuwi-uwi lang namin ng nanay ko galing sa isang kasalan. Medyo badtrip talaga ako ngayong araw na ito. Kung hindi ko nga lang obligasyon talaga para mag-proxy sa tatay ko, hindi na sana ako pupunta. Buweno, nakuwento ko na rito noong isang araw ang pagkainis ko na kumuha pa si mama ng ibang driver para magdala sa amin sa venue. Dahilan ni mama, hindi niya alam kung saan iyon kaya pumayag siya sa inalok na driver ng magulang ng ikakasal. Ayun, kasabay nun nagsakay pa kami ng mga hindi naman namin kakilala na pa-importante pa. Makikisakay na nga lang, nakuha pang magpa-huli. Juice colored, kukuha lang ng driver, yung medyo tatanga-tanga pa. Nariyang galit sa preno, galit sa clutch, natataranta kapag maraming sasakyan, sasagot ng telepono sa kalagitnaan ng pagmamaneho, malayo ang ruta, hindi alam kung nasaan ang lever na pambukas ng fuel tank, at medyo shunga din sa detalye ng venue. Ewan ko ba kung sa pagpili niya ng mas malayong ruta at pagprisintang magmaneho para sa amin eh nagmamarunong ba siya o sadyang tanga lang talaga. Ni hindi nga obvious sa kanya na diesel ang aming AUV. Mahilo-hilo ako sa biyahe at binabantayan ko talaga ang kada galaw niya. Susme, mas magaling pa ako sa kanya. Hindi naman sa pagbubuhat ng bangkô pero ganun talaga eh. Siyempre na-offend ako dahil ayaw pa rin ipagkatiwala sa akin ni mama yung sasakyan. Noon, pinipilit ako matutong magmaneho kesihodang mas kabisado ko ang mga kalsada ng Metro Manila at para may magmaneho sa amin kapag wala ang tatay ko. Makalipas ang limang taon at dalawang driver’s license, ayaw pa rin ipahawak sa akin ang manibela kapag malayuan. Eh alam naman ni mama na kapag hindi sila ang sakay ko eh kung saan-saang probinsya na ako nakarating. Ayaw lang talaga ni mama na ako ang magmaneho kapag pamilya na ang sasakay. Insulto iyon para sa akin. Gusto ko na ngang durugin yung lisensya ko kanina. Eh samantalang si mama sinasabihan kong magsanay sa scooter na pagkadali-dali, natatakot naman. Siguro nga dala na nang nagkaka-edad si mama. Madalas nga eh si mama na ang napapagalitan ko kaysa sa siya ang nagagalit sa akin. Kung minsan kasi pati ang mga simpleng bagay, pinoproblema pa. O heto, bukas ng gabi susunduin namin ang tatay ko sa airport. Ipagpipilitan ko nang ako ang magmamaneho at hindi iba pa. Sayang din yung limandaan na ibinabayad ni mama sa mga nagpiprisintang driver. Kung hindi pa rin ako papayagang ipagmaneho sila ng malayo, maghanap na talaga sila ng family driver.

It was too late when I’ve realized I was wearing my uncle’s boxers. Mum must’ve mistook it as mine with a nearly similar print. Kaya pala masikip. How shameful if I told my uncle I have “stained” his beloved boxers.

It was too late when I’ve realized I was wearing my uncle’s boxers. Mum must’ve mistook it as mine with a nearly similar print. Kaya pala masikip. How shameful if I told my uncle I have “stained” his beloved boxers.